Moss Boss

THE MOSS PROJECT

Last summer I was going to do this project...growing moss on stuff..

using moss, water and buttermilk.

I even went so far as to buy buttermilk!..But, it sat, and nearly exploded, in my fridge. THIS time I am going to complete this project! I shall be posting updates for the tens of folks who will read this.

Step #1...find some moss

Step #2 Put it in a blender that you plan on tossing out in 30 minutes

Step #3 Add milk and buttermilk. Swish it around with a wooden spoon that will be tossed out along with the blender.

Step #4 Blend until the mixture is the consistency of baby poop and vomit. IF I included kale, I suppose it would be a tasty breakfast shake!

Steps #5-10 Brush gook wherever you want moss to grow...eventually.

This cherub will have green wings and hair...eventually

Putting the "oy" in gargoyle.

(not phonetically of course)

 Bunny ears are funny ears, when they're mossy green.

Did I really write that!?

This hideous frog will remain hideous, but with the added bonus of a mossy body

Nothing and nobody is safe from the mossing brush.