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IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS.....

on May 31, 2014

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I DIDN'T HEAR A THING

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Assignment #3 Fishy Tacos

Somethings Fishy About These Tacos (Not an actual representation of the tacos depicted in this story) Assignment #3. Write postcards to 5 people with an interesting question you’d like them to answer. This is one of the questions I’m pretending I’m putting on a postcard and mailing off. The names and locations have been changed to protect the innocent. After all, it’s not like I’m a bitchy Yelp Reviewer. It’s not my intent to hurt a local business- Why did I lie to Fernando?”, I asked myself as I tossed the styrofoam box of a cold Fish Tacos dinner into the trash can. If I were not such a polite person, I would have asked our waiter Fernando the following question : “Ferdy, do many people ask you to “box up” the remains of the fish taco dinner?” And if you don’t, why the hell not?” There was just one other couple in Fernando’s Restaurant formally O’Malleys Pub, formally Kennedy’s Fried Chicken. If the bright new sign was to be believ...

OH LOOK, A SQUIRREL!

CONFESSIONS OF AN ADD MIND Since I uploaded this graphic, more than three hours has passed. Yes, I am absolutely obsessed about writing in my blog! At this particular moment in time, I am utterly consumed with thoughts of writing. I find I am distracted by those pesky noisy clouds, and incessant bings and buzzes from my laptop and iPhone. My little personal "squirrels". Wait a minute....I think I need some images of squirrels...I'll google that, and where is my squirrel t-shirt??? I'll be right back! My considerate husband purchased the shirt for me, but I don't believe he sees the humor of my "special gift" He says he'd really like to find a shirt that read, " ADD..OR ASSHOLE?" He's quite the charmer. Later That Day..... Well, I found the shirt... finally! Coincidentally, I also found where I had "squirreled" away (haha) my shorts from last summer! As my luck would have it, I just bought t...

Excuse me m'am.... Er, um....

Random Thought #1 I spend half my life thinking there's something hanging out of my nose. When, actually, there's something stuck in my teeth. Just putting it out there. The more I look at this picture , the more I love it. This is going to be the face of me on some of my posts. it just says it all!

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