HE TOOK ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME...

  HE TOOK ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME

The Binghamton Mets had perhaps the most mind numbing Promotion today. I wish I was a fly ball on the wall during THAT sales pitch.

Princess Meet and Greet followed by a 

pre-game Princess Tea Party on Home Plate!

"Hear me out Sid! It's gold! It's Genius! It's Gold Genius!  There's one demographic that we have to sell on baseball.  That prime market of 3 to 7 year old girls. I know, I know,little girls don't care about baseball. Why should they?  No one cares about baseball anymore!  But little girls DO care about Princesses! So picture this....Princess Day!! We get some gals to dress up like Disney Princesses. (Just the white Princesses of course) And we can have a tea party on Home Plate! Subconsciously planting the subliminal message that love of girly things = love of baseball! They'll be fans for life!"

I can tell you, the girls I saw were no longer  fans by 

the bottom of the third inning.

                           

On your Mark. Get Set!  Run!... like there's a Hollywood talent

 scout in the bleachers (like you were promised!)

Princess Long Hair ditched her heels after seeing the male mascots were wearing sneakers.

                                     

COMING SOON TO A BLOG NEAR YOU

 Part 2 

BASEBALL GAMES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR 25% OF ALL NEW DIAGNOSED CASES OF A.D.D

 

THE WINNER OF THE DENTAL DASH...A harmless contest conceived to fill exactly
 75 seconds of free time between innings