Waddle They Think of Next?!

 CHIN UP LADIES!

I can't stand my neck waddle! 

           I guess there are worse things, but still...the days of         passing for 50 are over. 

         

 Outside of plastic surgery, I guess can't stop the ravages of time.

And I've looked all over, online and everywhere!..and I cannot find a portable chin reducer.

 Soooo, I have resorted to striking this cheesy, sideways, 
hand under waddle pose. Also, no photos are allowed within 10 feet of me.  If there is vaseline available, by all means..smear that on the camera lens...or the smart phone camera I guess.

This photo required a double dose of illusion.
The calf has been photoshopped, painted flesh color,  to hide the veins and cellulite.  :(
I'm so shallow...