Some People Just Shouldn't Have a Cell Phone

Some People Just Should NOT Have Cell Phones!

I wish I knew how to do a screen shot of this text conversation I had yesterday. I am certain that the texter had purple nails that matched her purple phone.  What follows is the head shaking exchange:

i'm at your house but i'm early let

me know when you will be home so 

maybe its too long wait.

ME: You're at MY house?  Unless one of my

dogs has grown opposable thumbs and stole my cell phone...

I don't think you're at my house. :)

Sorry, wrong number.

i'm at Lincoln and short.

ME: GREAT!  Who are you?

Faith.

ME: Well Faith, you have the wrong number. This is

***-****

Sorry

What is most appalling is the utter lack of proper capitalization and punctuation!!

And the stupidity....

Yeah, the stupidity.