Ithaca!
I forgot to take
My adderall
Forgot to take
Aspirin for my splitting
Cheap white wine headache.
And biggest forget ...
LIPSTICK !!!!
My lips resemble two smears of cream cheese.
I don't know how I'm going to get through the day!!!
I'm not looking forward to
Facing the world with a colorless mouth.
What will the people think of me!?
" oh the poor dear , she's really let herself go "
Short day . The sun forgot to come out. And the temperature forgot to get above 55.. Grabbed a Jew-y lunch at Hals Restaurant. Got back to find this very humorous ticket in the car. ( humorous because it's not MY ticket !)
If anyone ever asks me, " am I too far from the curb?" Don't listen to me!
I know, we got one the other day....I think they want to fund the whole city with tickets!
ReplyDeleteThe ironic part is the ticket wasn't even for parking in a clearly marked no parking zone ,, parking meters taped up like mummies.. They could of slammed us twice ! Guess the cop was too amazed at the horrible parking job
ReplyDeleteI hate you and the meter maid.
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